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| arnett (35) |
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Hello my name is arnett richardson am here to establish a long term relationship with someone interested 
. please I will be more glad if you can contact me direct with my email ( arnettrichardson10@look through ... ) i wish to hear from you soonest. |
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| ATIFSHAH (38) |
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Some love one
Some love two
I love one
That is you
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| jaystoo (43) |
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WALLET SCAM WARNING! in ASDA, whilist Packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in Tight, tiny tops, They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for the lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perfom oral sex on each other, One will then climb into the front and suck you off while other attemps to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again Today so BE CAREFUL!  |
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| imi (49) |
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Attention Guys – Funny Joke
A Good example!
1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention. |
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| Malinovka2222 (75) |
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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