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Rondo (63)  
 
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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2 OLD MEN IN THEIR 70TIES, SITTING ON A BENCH IN THE PARK. NUMBER ONE SAYS : I KNOW WHAT IT IS GROWING OLD, A LOT OF PAINS AND ACHES. HOW DO YOU FEEL ? THE OTHER ONE SAYS : I FEEL LIKE A BABY. NUMBER ONE AGAIN : HOW'S THAT ?
NUMBER TWO AGAIN : NO HAIR, NO TEETH AND I THINK, I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS!
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