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Malinovka2222 (73)  
 
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Joker1907 (40)  
 
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fred77 (53)  
 
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Malinovka2222 (73)  
 
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pashaUK1 (44)  
 
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pashaUK1 (44)  
 
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eric4x (57)  
 
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two cows are standing on a hill
the one says: "moooooh"
the other: that´s what i just wanted to say
*silly* i know haha
petrus (47)  
 
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This is realy silly but I laughed:

How does Jack Frost get to work?

Bi Icycle!

I promise my next joke will be better
Malinovka2222 (73)  
 
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TONYSMETSERS (80)  
 
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2 OLD MEN IN THEIR 70TIES, SITTING ON A BENCH IN THE PARK. NUMBER ONE SAYS : I KNOW WHAT IT IS GROWING OLD, A LOT OF PAINS AND ACHES. HOW DO YOU FEEL ? THE OTHER ONE SAYS : I FEEL LIKE A BABY. NUMBER ONE AGAIN : HOW'S THAT ?
NUMBER TWO AGAIN : NO HAIR, NO TEETH AND I THINK, I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS!
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