2 OLD MEN IN THEIR 70TIES, SITTING ON A BENCH IN THE PARK. NUMBER ONE SAYS : I KNOW WHAT IT IS GROWING OLD, A LOT OF PAINS AND ACHES. HOW DO YOU FEEL ? THE OTHER ONE SAYS : I FEEL LIKE A BABY. NUMBER ONE AGAIN : HOW'S THAT ?
NUMBER TWO AGAIN : NO HAIR, NO TEETH AND I THINK, I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS!